the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to be blind

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!