the power to pee straight with a boner

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to troll yourself

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!