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power to breathe

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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hey

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to transform into yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!