The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to poop pee

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!