the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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power to breathe

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to die in one second

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!