the power to poop pee

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!