Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to think about useless power

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!