The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Balls.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to be blind

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!