having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power of love

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to pee out blue

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!