Being Aquaman

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to win the crying game

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!