The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to die on command

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!