The power to die at will

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to have a small penis

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be a human

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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Dejavu

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!