The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!