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The power to have no powers!
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The power to see light as it appears on an object.
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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!
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The power to speak in braille...
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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...
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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.
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The power to die at will
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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.
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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day
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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror
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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.
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The ability to fall unconscious at will.
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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.
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The power to have a small penis
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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago
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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun
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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos
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The powr too not bee abal too tipe
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The superpower to have a superpower
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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors
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The power to be a human
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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.
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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power
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The power to give yourself cancer
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!