The power to die at will

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The ability to fall unconscious at will.

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

The power to have a small penis

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

The superpower to have a superpower

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

The power to be a human

The power to eat air with your lungs

Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

The power to give yourself cancer

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!