The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to not have power

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to go blind at will.

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Endless falling....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!