The power to write a country song

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!