The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to not have power

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!