Power to not have any power.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to think.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!