The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!