The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!