The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to catch em all

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to exist

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the power to fly but only upward

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!