The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to clean

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!