The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!