To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!