The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power of being aquaman.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!