The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to die at will

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i like pie.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!