Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to die

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to only see glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!