The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to die

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to pee out blue

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!