The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power... to read this

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The power to be buried at sea

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!