The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power of love

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!