the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to die at will.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to remember th...

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the power to see the present.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!