The power to shit on command.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to science.

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The power to eat food

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to be shitty

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!