Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to eat food

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to breathe

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!