The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to troll.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!