The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

the ability to find pointless superpower

The power to talk to dust

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The ability to never have to take a shit again

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The power to fly, but only downwards

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

the power to fail at life

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!