The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to attract bullets

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!