The power to look TV

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to shape shift into water

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to eat edible things.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to post the same shit twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to transform gold into nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the ability to manually control your breathing

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power to stop time for 1 second

thumb_up thumb_down -48

I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

thumb_up thumb_down -56

The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down -86

The power to shrink your penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +137

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!