The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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ikawlhan forever

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Nipple Radar.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to die at will

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!