the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to die on command

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!