The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Endless falling....

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!