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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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Invisible handwriting.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!