the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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black people

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to die at will

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!