The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to have a small penis

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!