The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!