The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to control nothing

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power of love

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!