The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!