The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to control nothing

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!