You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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the power to always hug people

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to spell backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!