The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to walk through air.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to become retarded

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!