The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The Power to die at will

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!