the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to sleep

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power of asdfgh

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to understand math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!