The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to speak in braille...

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Have sex but not feel it

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!