the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to kill yourself

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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Imortality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!