The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power spite flower

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!