the power to jizz on cue

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!