the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to die at will

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!