The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Black power

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!