The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to bleed

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to think about useless power

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!