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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power to turn wine into water

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Being Aquaman

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!