the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to die in one second

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!