The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Being Aquaman

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!