The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to take away your power.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!