Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!