The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to fail at life

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to float without gravity.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!