The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to float without gravity.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to only see glass.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to be a normal person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!