The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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Batman

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to float without gravity.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to speak only in binary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!