The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!